ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why is it that when OH is away, EVERYTHING goes wrong??!

Was woken up at 6 this morning by a loud clanging sound.  Rushed into my 3 yo sons room to find he had obviously been playing monkey and decided to hang off his curtains which subsequently brought the whole rail down and a huge chunk of plaster with it .

I then go downstairs to find Misty had decided to gnaw at the wall .  Please note though that for the past week we have been decorating the whole house ready for our out-muster and we had to wallpaper 2 strips in the hall where Misty had previously done this...... YEP...... :rolleyes: the exact same place (it had 101 coats of paint on it to blend it in and match the existing paper ;)).

THEN........................ with the back door open while I sorted through some washing, I suddenly think that Misty has been quiet for a while so go outside to find a patch of at least 2 ft square where she has been duly digging in the middle of the grass (again, the garden was tidied and some grass relaid).  Mud and stones and tufts of grass everywhere .

You might think this is enough for one person to cope with before 9 in the morning.  BUT you're wrong!!!! As I am inspecting the damage done to the grass and trying desperately to rescue what grass I can, I didnt notice Misty had gone to the "loo" and I duly stepped back.  AND I was wearing flipflops! To top it all off, I think had got the hint that all was not well and decided to go indoors, forgetting though that her paws and legs were covered in mud   My poor carpets!!!

ARGHHHHHHHH!

Normally I can be really calm about these things but having spent a week getting the house up to muster standards (I am sooooo sick of woodchip magnolia, its untrue) and everything has to be immaculate including the garden.  Luckily we haven't cleaned the carpets yet as we wont do this until the last day.

Oh well, nothing else can go wrong today............................. can it?????????? :D :D :D :D

Thats one bad Saturday morning alright.

Seems Misty is taking advantage of your OH being away :D sorry I shouldnt laugh! I believe the expression is 'it never rains but it pours!' just think of the bank holiday weekend and Im sure (or I hope for your mental state!!) everything will get better, just sit back and have a cup o warm tea!! :) :)

And maybe lock the dog and your boy up for the day!....Only kidding......

warm tea? warm tea? It's past midday...go get yourself something stronger! :D

:D I would but im at work till 6pm!

Although I might have some JD stashed in my drawer..............No.......Oh well!! :D

Well you shouldn't drink whilst at work now should you.... :D 

Although a JD stash?  Well we can let you off for that! :D

Not while at work...But lunch at work :D Now thats a different story!

JD all the way baby!! :D

Ooooh nothing beats a lunch down the pub with a glass of wine! :D

Must admit I have gone off JD after drinking too much of it in one night and taking afew trip the next day to the loo on te train...I tell you friends are a bad influence :D

Oh the pub lunch!
Now on lunch, tempted to scarper to the pub and come back more then happy! :D

JD is a lethal drink, one mo your fine and the next your on your a**!! :D

I know I shouldn't but :d   Hope the rest of the day improves for you.

for me Vokda is worse leathal stuff!

Fiona x