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By kirisox [gb]

Date 11.02.03 14:10 UTC

EMPLOYER/EMPLOYEE LINGO

1. "COMPETITIVE SALARY" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

2. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" - We have no time to train you.

3. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

4. "DUTIES WILL VARY" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

5. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

6. "I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANISATION" - I've used Microsoft Office.

7. "I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK" - I blame others for my mistakes.

8. "I AM ADAPTABLE" - I've changed jobs a lot.

9. "I AM ON THE GO" - I'm never at my desk.

10. "I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED" - The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

By graceb