I must be getting old

I was at work today and heard an old lady arguing outside the shop. A young lad (about 7 or 8) had lifted a cover off a large hole and was making a ramp for his bike, using 4 old lemonade crates, so that he could jump over the hole. This was in a pedestrian precinct. The way he was going he wouldn't be able to see if anyone was coming around the corner, and would have hit anyone coming about chest height, if they were(n't) lucky! He gave this woman a mouthful of cheek. I went out and moved the 'ramp' (it was right outside the shop.) He gave me a mouthful. I tried to be diplomatic, barely keeping my temper, but only received a mouthful of abuse myself. The police were called, the boy disappeared, naturally, and the police put the cover back. The lad came back and gave the police a right mouthful. They took him home!
It's been a long time since I felt like giving someone a clout round the ear, but this lad came very close. ;)