Thou shall not jump on the keyboard while human is on the modem

Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the modem

Thou shall not unroll all the toilet paper off the roll

Thou shall not sit in front of the television or moniter as thou are transparent

Thou shall not projectile vomit on top of the refrigerator

Thou shall not walk into rooms while humans are having dinner and commence by licking thy bottom

Thou shall not lie down with thy bottom in thy humans face

Thou shall not leap from great hieght onto thy humans genital region

As fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors

Thou shall not jump onto toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down

Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping humans bladder at 4am

Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity

Thou shall not trip humans even when they are walking to slow

Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in the house

Thou shall remember that thou are carnivore and that houseplants are not meat

Thou shall show remorse when being scolded

He he thats good!!!:D

Rox