By bulldogowner
Date 03.12.03 13:55 UTC
Thou shall not jump on the keyboard while human is on the modem
Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the modem
Thou shall not unroll all the toilet paper off the roll
Thou shall not sit in front of the television or moniter as thou are transparent
Thou shall not projectile vomit on top of the refrigerator
Thou shall not walk into rooms while humans are having dinner and commence by licking thy bottom
Thou shall not lie down with thy bottom in thy humans face
Thou shall not leap from great hieght onto thy humans genital region
As fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors
Thou shall not jump onto toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down
Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping humans bladder at 4am
Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity
Thou shall not trip humans even when they are walking to slow
Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in the house
Thou shall remember that thou are carnivore and that houseplants are not meat
Thou shall show remorse when being scolded