
Thanks everyone for all the ideas--wish I'd tuned in this morning! I gave him scrambled eggs with salmon (!), straight off the guilt trip menu, and took him to work with me for a meeting rather than leave him on his lonely own in a crate. If it hadn't been so dreadful I'd have laughed, because he had the worst ever wind and sat silently stinking under the table with people trying to pretend everything was perfectly normal. I'd say you had to be there to see the funny side of it, but you'll all be very glad you weren't.
I will try the evaporated milk though.