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Topic Other Boards / Foo / Joke- retired people
- By Blue Date 02.12.08 00:25 UTC
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Dundee and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a **swear word removed****. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.  So my wife called him a *****bigger swear word removed****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.  

:-D :-D :-D

Loved this one.


 

- By Crespin Date 02.12.08 00:45 UTC
LMAO

bad bad bad funny very funny, but bad lol
- By Carrington Date 02.12.08 09:38 UTC
:-D :-D
- By Whistler [gb] Date 02.12.08 09:46 UTC
Another hobby for my 70's when I get there. Nice one.
- By yorkies4eva [gb] Date 02.12.08 13:57 UTC
Ha ha love it!!! :-D
- By suz1985 [gb] Date 02.12.08 21:43 UTC
hahaha like this one
- By Snoop Date 03.12.08 07:14 UTC
:-D :-D :-D

Love it!
- By goldie [gb] Date 03.12.08 16:39 UTC
Thats so funny...my hubby lol when he read it.
- By Reesy [gb] Date 03.12.08 17:09 UTC
very funny :-)
Topic Other Boards / Foo / Joke- retired people

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