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By mr murphy
![[gb]](/images/flags/gb.png "United Kingdom")
Date 20.10.02 12:20 UTC
Heres some training advice for everybody to learn from. (you have to read it with a Glasgow accent, Rab C Nesbit.)
I was out training my dog Murphy the other day and met an old drunk man. He was asking me about the dog and then said to me "Al gee you a bit o advice oan trainin dugs son." "They,re the same as wumin n weans." "put yer boot up their a##e if they dont dae whit their telt."
Hope this helps with your dog training.
Mick
By John
Date 20.10.02 12:37 UTC
Puts me in mind of the old rhyme Mick.
A woman a dog and a walnut tree,
The more you beat them the better they be!
John :P
By mattie
Date 20.10.02 13:33 UTC
JOHN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cor blimey! And you lot wonder why we are all bitches!
:D
:D
Melody
By gina
Date 20.10.02 13:51 UTC
ROFPML
Gina
By mattie
Date 20.10.02 15:09 UTC
But John has to face us all at Crufts :) :) lucky for Mick we dont know what he looks like ;)
By John
Date 20.10.02 19:22 UTC
Oop's! I plead insanity! :D
By LISA68
Date 20.10.02 19:27 UTC
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa
xx
By Ingrid
Date 20.10.02 19:42 UTC
Think he better swap that pillagin hat for a crash helmut before then, don't you Mattie, or at least get a full suit of armour to go with it !!!
Ingrid
By John
Date 20.10.02 19:56 UTC
Full metal jacketed Johnsy!
Just stick to running round the walnut tree with a stick and a drop of malt to sustain yourself, and you won't get in any more trouble than you're in already!! ;-)
Jo
xxx
By Ingrid
Date 21.10.02 12:13 UTC
Wasn't that got what him in this mess to start with Jo ???? Ingrid
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