> dont want to end up looking like I've been tango'd
:-D
If your a novice to tanning I would say your best bet is to get a spray tan first (NOT the automatic booths!! they are hell on earth!! you have to adopt a series of ballet poses which you forget just as the jets start spraying and you cant stop it I had one brown arm one white one!!)
But get it done professionally first and then you have a good base to work on. I have mine done by a therapist who uses 4 different shades on me (she can even shade your legs tum etc to look slimmer..'contouring')
Then I top it up myself by using the moisturisers with a hint of self tan in...MUCCCCCCCCH more natural looking :-) (and I just use the real cheapy ones from Dove! its fab and smells ok)
I can spot a David Dickinson St Tropez a mile off (actually you can smell 'em before you see em!!!! uuuurgh)
If you did want to go whole hog and use a fake tan THE best one with out a doubt are the 'California Tan' Brand and also Lancaster as they are well known not to turn Orange ..more expensive but worth it.