Have I ever had a flag?  Do I have to swear alligence to it?  Totally confuddled now.  I am on Virgin perhaps that's why?  Also lost my Avatar.  Gremlins are infecting my world aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!  

>> He *is* a 'Narnia boy'..

Oooh what does that mean? Gay guy at work referred to the same and I did'nt know what he meant1
Just know that this is is boyfriend who is also married to a woman and still in the closet.

Karen

> Just know that this is is boyfriend who is also married to a woman and still in the closet.

There's your answer :)  Where did they find Narnia?

My daughter pointed this out to me last night - When Mikey was discussing with Mario about Stuart entering the house, they were saying OOh did you see Jens eyes light up (I think its jen??)and Mikey was saying Yes, I noticed that, her eyes were on stalks etc.... well I thought he was blind? How did he see that? Or is he not that blind? Have I missed something here?

Duh!
Am I stupid or what!!!!
Thanks Isabel....

Karen :)

Not stupid.  A sheltered life perhaps :-)

Well.....maybe a little....
But not that much.

Karen ;)

I feel very ill :(  just seen a piccie of a naked Mario :-O in New! magazine....and Lisa made a p...n film without Mario knowing!!!

Sounds like they are very well matched.

After watching Mankios *dance* last night, I feel like sticking pins in my eyes *vom*

In other news, 7 ..yes SEVEN housemates have been told off for discussing the audition process ..they were all given 1 minute to decide which 2 would have to go to jail for an indefinite period. Stuart was going to go but Jennifer and Dennis reckoned they were the worst offenders and are in jail now :)

"Mankio" :-D
Initially Dennis suggested him and Kat, she looked a bit taken aback.

> "Mankio"

:-D :-D :-D

LMAO

Look at what the shopping task is this week :):) :)

Here it Goes again (Video)

I can't WAIT to see them doing this!

If they have to re create this treadmill dance thing then i am very surprised-i have seen nasty injurys from people that have had accidents on a treadmill and thats just from being careless when doing "Normal" running. Can imagine the catastrophes that await when trying to perform this routine.

They are adults and people get nasty injuries doing everything and anything in life ;) :) ....sorry, it is one of my bugaboos, this Health and Safety thing :-D :-D I have no doubts that BB will take all safety precautions necessary

Update ...

Sylvia and Mohammed are facing eviction this week :D :D

Bye bye SLYvia ;)

Oh I do hope so!

I dip in to this now and then - can someone please tell me why when it says it is live all one can hear is the sound of birds and planes outside - it is as if the sound is faulty?  Everytime I look those 2 - Mario and whatsit are sitting in the bath - how has she got any skin left!  

Agh, the dreaded sound dips.  It could be because the housemates are talking about people outside the house, so the sound is dipped to protect their privacy - that kind of thing.  There's a slight delay - I think about 15 minutes, on what we see on the live shows.

I'm so glad Sylvia is up this week - that girl is really annoying me.  Fingers crossed she goes!

Watched last night and between my jaw hitting the deck I was LOL :-)  That Sylvia is unbelievable.  The lies!  Poor Stuart rolling around his bed desperately wanting her to clear off and having to having to listen to her twaddle and then minutes after her lying to Jen was back to pester the poor guy again.  Very funny.

I understand one person has been hurt doing the task and will have to be replaced in said task :) :)

Rachel hurt her finger.  My son hurt his finger playing football recently and I hurt my thumb nail bowling :)

I totally agree with all the health & safety garbage and nowadays you cant fart without someone having done a risk assessment first. But my point is exactly that, in this day and age im surprised BB is doing a task thats so open for accidents-are they asking to get sued?! :-)

I would imagine they have all of that covered ..in as much as they will have had to sign contracts etc ....its like they were all moaning about that electric shock task (which *I* found very funny lol)

> Bye bye SLYvia ;-)

All well and good but I would much rather it was Mankio :-(

Lets get rid of him next week shall we? :D :D :D

echoes

Bye Bye Sylvia!

What an awful Girl.

:)

Mel,  still the BB gal then ;)

Get lost Sylvia :)

> Lets get rid of him next week shall we? :D :D :D

Well, if you are confident his ego will still fit through the double doors, I'll try to be patient.

Darnell has just made a surprising entrance onto my Radar (not the Gaydar..)
Take the *Dude* out of him and there's a pretty astute empathetic guy in there! who knew!

Classic moment of the week so far:
Darnell discussing with Kat the women (or 'hot shicks' as Kat commented) that will feature in his music video and Kat's lament "I look like a potatoooooooooooooo!!"
(and as she screwed up her face...she did!)
Hirrrrarious! :-D

I like Stuart. I reckon he can deal best with all the shouting and bitching cos after all hes a chef and has worked in a busy kitchen and I know where he's coming from on that.
Cant stand Mario and Lisa. They remind me of a pair of old pensioners.
Sylvia is beyond words. Get her out!!!!!!!!

*Hands Milo'smum her specs!*
*whispers*Rex is the Chef!! lol :-D

**Also whispers to Milosmum**, Stuart is the body with the ickle girl face on top of it

By the way, the have passed the shopping task and Rex (the chef) took part :) :D

I am loving:

Rex
Mohamed
Bex
Kat

I am loathing:

Mankio
Lisa the pleaser
SLYvia
Lucas nastucis

The rest I am ambivilant about at the moment :D :D

I'm just a tad worried that the young voting demographry will see Sylvia as "real" or "true to herself" and Mohamed as boring.

Same here ..and I couldnt BELIEVE them talking in the garden to Sly yesterday and telling her how 'honest' she had been :D :D Mind you, Dennis said to someone that *if* Sly goes out, maybe she hasn't been as honest as she appears to have been :)

I must admit i have gone off Luke :( he's a bit of stirrer and always bitching, he's getting off my nerves, i don't mind Rex or Mohammad, cookie monster is my favourite at the mo, she has a big heart :). I'll probably change my mind next week :):)

OOps! Senior moment - I meant to say Rex (he looks like a stuart to me,, lol)

Puke outdid himself last night in the snide comment/two faced stakes :D :D

Oh and FYI...live feed was interrupted for 90 minutes last night after a HUGE row/fight ..Dennis spat in Mo's face :( Mo was trying to back up Rex who had spattered water on the painting of Stu that is on the fridge

Can't wait for tonight then :) got me wine and chocolate munchies for tonight's action :) i am not keen on Dennis, i don't mind Mo and Rex anyone else????

> got me wine and chocolate munchies for tonight's action :-)

Budge up on the sofa :-D
Ooooh cant wait for tonight ((( Sylvia out!!!! ))))

Looks like Dennis has been removed after last nights little *fracas* ;) :)

The rest of the HM's are DEFINITELY blaming Mo for what happened though ..yeah, like Mo MADE Dennis spit in his face??

Will this mean no eviction again? Groan, I wish they would not keep throwing themselves out, how will we ever shift Mario? :-(

Good Grief!!
well Im pleased Dennis has been dealt with accordingly..totally unacceptable behaviour!!

((Oh NO!!)))
Does this mean yet another week of House mates being spared the Sword of Damoclese, and eviction cancelled????

> how will we ever shift Mario?

*chuckle*

According to channel 4 the eviction will go ahead

He he,  looks like another week with Mr Muscle and sylvia if not :( i am glad that Dennis has been dealt with, not very mature behaviour...:(

Oh great stuff :)

Eviction will go ahead as planned tonight :) :)

Bex and Puke are saying how intimidated they felt last night when Mo was shouting at them ..awww bless :-D

Jennifer is STILL moaning and bitchin' on and on and on ...Last night Rex had apologised to her and it had all calmed down .. ...Jennifer has JUST told Darnell  that he should be gone ........ Jennifer is a spoilt bint !
Darnell is being a very sensible chap ...pointing out that Jennifer and Dale have double standards , they are okay having a go at someone ..but it isn;t okay for Darnell or Mo to do the same

I think it will be Sylvia that goes...what a nasty girl...thing is quite a lot of the younger generation will think she is "True to herself" and that she is a good role model....so she may stay as i think they will think Mo is boring

She asked Rex if he would have done that to Monet. :-D  I can feel another discussion on the relevative value of art :-D :-D