
Just read this somewhere else and it has had me in fits :-D
* There is no 'ctrl' button on Mario's computer. Mario is always in control.
* Apple pays Mario 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
* Mario can sneeze with his eyes open.
* Mario can kill two stones with one bird.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mario has allowed to live.
* Mario counted to infinity - twice.
* Mario can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Mario doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* A picture is worth a thousand words. A Mario is worth 1 billion words.
* Mario would have made the world in 2-3 days max.
* If Mario would have fought the war on terror, he'd have ended it before the it started.
* Mario can watch a 60 minutes program in 20 Minutes.
* Mario has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
* If Mario had been the doctor in charge of Mikeys eye operation, he have better vision than the six million dollar man.
* If played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, he'd still win.
* Mario tutored Einstein.
* They dont hold a Mr Universe anymore, they send the trophy directly to Mario each year.
* Mario did in fact, build Rome in a day.
* Mario recently decided to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mario.
* The Bible was originally titled "Mario and Friends"
* Mario can judge a book by its cover
Here are some more
* if Mario was on the Titanic the icebergs would have moved out of the way.
* Once, Mario thought he was wrong. But he was mistaken.
* Mario doesn't just think 'outside of the box'. He breaks out of it. And sometimes, he has to sneak into the box, just to break back out.
* Having *** with Mario has also been called "Lethal Injection."
* If Mario started having *** with men, we'd all be gay for having ***with women
* Mario's voice can be heard in the new Apple commercial. Bill Gates immediately switched to a Mac.
* The only reason the energizer bunny keeps going and going is because Mario is on its tail.
* Mario invented the Jedi Mind trick. His only needed two words, "Trust me".
* When Mario opens a pack of Twix there are three.
* Mario can unhook your bra while blindfolded and handcuffed to a pole.
* "Have it your way" wasn't a slogan at Burger King until Mario came in. Mario hates tomatoes.
* Meatloaf once sang, "I would anything for love, but I won't do that." Mario did "that." Twice.
NEWS UPDATE the ten commandments has changed to the eleven commandments, number 11 is now Thou shall not disagree with Mario or his husband Lisa
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