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Topic Other Boards / Foo / Beer contains female hormones!
- By Teri Date 16.04.08 23:55 UTC
  
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
 
 
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women!
 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 
9) Could no longer read maps.

  
No further testing was considered necessary :) :) :)
 
- By ice_queen Date 17.04.08 00:24 UTC
Have you also noticed the man boobs on men who drink beer???? ;)  Well high consumptions! :D

Many years ago a friend found this out who was a big beer drinker, he did have "man boobs" and swore never to touch beer again!  Didn't last long though! :D
- By denese [gb] Date 17.04.08 10:30 UTC
I thought that was tipical male anyway, (1-9) Never noticed it in a female L.O.L
- By Carrington Date 17.04.08 20:01 UTC
:-D  My hubby liked that one........... slap! :-D
- By Dill [gb] Date 17.04.08 20:54 UTC
Well that explains the 'pregnant-looking' beer belly as well! :-D :-D
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