
come visit scotland then, we're lovely! lets see, quick run down fo things for you to see or do (basic list)...
starting at the top somewhere in the highlands, Thurso perhaps? stunning! and perhaps a boat trip to orkney? (i'd love to go)
enjoy the lack of your little monsters in loch ness
enjoy the islands on the west coast or Aberdeen on the east
aviemore is always good
you can vist here in lovely (not really) dundee, see the Discovery
Glasgow is full of culture and life (and fried mars bars)
edinburgh is a lovely city with loads to do.
basically if you rented a cottage somewhere central everythings an ok drive away, plus you could get somewhere and take the dogs.
it really depends what your looking for, country quiet or city madness?