All you need to do is answer the following questions.

You must answer immediately as the clock is ticking and Ann is getting annoyed at your time wasting.
Dont cheat by looking at the answers or Ann will be round after the show <<G>>

First is for 100 UKP
1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in
second place. In which position are you now?
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Answer: If you answered that you're now in first, you're
wrong! You overtook the second runner and took his place,
therefore you are now in second place.

For the next question you are back to the start having lost 100UKP so try not to be so dim.
2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
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Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once
again. Think about it... How can you overtake the person who
is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last. You would
have been last. It would appear that thinking is not one of
your strong points.

Well Well that was not very good was it?
Shall we try again?

If you get this right you could win the answer!
Dont forget you MUST answer immediately.
There is no calculator nor pen and paper so do this bit of mental arithmetic.

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000. and plus 10. What is the total?
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Quickly time is counting down
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Answer: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try
again with good calculator. Today is clearly not your day.
Surely you will manage to get the last question right...Wont You?

4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think
quickly..come on now.....you'll find the answer below...
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Answer: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly.

You ARE the weakest link GOODBYE!!!!!!!!.

ROTFL

:D :D

Melody

Hi

I got them all wrong, but I was'nt cheating. Honest.

mick

Hi Dawn how did you know my Father had 5 daughters

I got one wrong
Mari

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D You mad head- where did you get that one from:D

Stacey x x x

P.S; And what was the numbers one- I still don't get it? What did it mean '1000 again'-doesn't take that much though these days! And if Anne Robinson goes off like that no wonder she p***es everyone off so they want to give her a good slap :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

longdog I was going great guns to the last question .Lol

Pat x

V.Good Longdog! :D
I'm ashamed to admit this but I only got the first one right! :O
Nicky

oh dear, I'm so weak I'd better go and lie down! :D

love it
Fi xx

Excellent but I feel really stupid now. I got them all wrong.

Dont worry about it Nicolla, at least you did'nt cheat either.
Mick

I got one wrong :-( or is that three right :P

I was always cr*p at maths :D