Thought Id share this it was on my birthday card from my son,wish I could put the pictures on too :)

How dogs celebrate their Birthday.

1.Rise at 5.am.
2.go out and wee on the world
3.Make poopy
4.Sniff poopy
5.Seriously think about eating poopy
6.Eat funny looking bug instead.
7.Throw up bug parts on living room rug.
8.drink out of magic well (toilet)
9.sleep for 17 hours

(inside it says : hope your birthday is just as much fun ( except the poopy thing)

I've seen this card as well, Mattie.

(I could do with No. 9 at the moment !! :) )

Joyce

It just appealed to my weird sense of humour especially as Minnie decided to eat a horrible decomposed mouse lastweek, im sorry there was no way I was pulling it out of her mouth :( then some hours later whilst we were eating she chose that moment to return the mouse all over the carpet :( :(
oh the joys of dog ownership :)

I could definatly do with number nine at the moment. I'm feeling a little fragile

John

Fragile John????? Now I wonder why that is, anything to do with a night on the tiles then??? Sounds like a good night out to me!! :)
Christine2

Isnt there a saying about "...life in the old dog yet..." :D :D
Gina x

Mattie - my dog did something equally as disgusting the night of the earth tremor. While we were fast asleep, he went in the kitchen, had a poo, ate half of it, came back in the bedroom, curled up on the bed, then promptly brought everything up on the duvet !! The smell was out of this world !! (when we discovered what he'd done he nearly was as well !! :D )

Oh Joyce, why did you have to post that - my keyboard had a very narrow escape from my recently drunk tea

LOL :)

Sorry about that, Jean, I did think twice about sharing such a yukky story ! :D

eeeeuuuuuugh Mattie - how delightful:D

Pam n the boys