The time has come, the Genie said,
To post of many things
Of foodstuffs and ingredients;
Complete or chicken wings?

Of vaccinations - one or more?
And music while at heel.
Of 'breeds' with new portmanteau names
And their advertisers spiel

Of hours at work with dogs alone
at home with nowt to do.
Condolences when friends are gone
to run in pastures new.

Of joyful news of show success
Or hugs when things go bad.
Computer problems - who can help?
The latest tabloid fad.

The friendly posts - or otherwise
(Troll, WUM or website bore
And when annoyance gets too great -
The wonderful 'IGNORE'!)

All these are what make Champdogs great
and keep the members here
Some post a lot (;)) while some keep mum
And write just once a year

The crowd was waiting, duly hushed,
With glasses clutched in hand.
Filled with Ribena, Bombay Blue -
"Here's to the next ten grand!"

blushes, bows, and shuffles offstage crabwise, feeling ever-so-slightly stalked

LOL! 

Congrats JG :d

Debs

LMAO! Congrats!!!! i read that on Daisys profile lol!

JG this is a present from HG and me :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLHKzs12OGw

Fiona

ROFLOL! :D :D
Cheeky so-and-so's! :D

(What did you read on Daisy's profile?)
Edit: Aah, my song! :)

:P :P :P :P

Well 30000 posts in 4 years 8 months is going some!!!

*goes to chat to celebrate!!!*

Fee x

Got me worried, ahve just been on a few days over 6 years and less than 18000 posts.

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Loads and loads and loads of congratulatory dust for you!!!!

(Bombay Sapphire is in Chat Room :D :D :D

Margot x

Who won the bet :D It wasn't me :D

I dont no! LMs was 7.09pm

Fee .....its not there! :(  (Oh yes it is - found it!!)

BTW - who was closest  in time???? :D

Margot

it is now :P i had to fetch it from PMs :P haha

Well Done JG!! :D :D :D
A lady full of knowledge and humour to share with us all! :D :D

so JG fess up how long where u watching us post and laughing at us for last night
Fee x

I went to bed about 10-ish I think. :)

.....and you logged on at what time? LOL

Haven't a clue! Probably about 7-ish and left it on, chuntering away all evening, popping in occasionally to see what was happening. :)

LOL!!! it was fun, HG made me laugh with the sat nav post!

Fee x

She so nearly got me a couple of times. I was close to exploding, which was why I went to bed early! :D

LMAO!!!! how did you manage not to explode....i mean someone as chatty as you :P :P :P :P

Fee x

I had a poem to work on! ;) :D

funny that im sure i saw it in Daisys profile days ago....you have been rumbled!!!!! :P
Fee x

Nope, I wrote that poem last night and this morning.

Daisy's profile has a link to the lyric of David Bowie's song 'The Jean Genie'. :) Go and read it and compare. ;) As far as I know David Bowie isn't a member of CD! :p

okok!
i havent looked at it again :P im still not with it
*looks a prat!*
*hides*
WELL DONE :D :D :D

*sulks that my hard work wasn't actually read .... *
;) :p :D

JG - it is a poem well-worthy of the Rabbit, the Dormouse AND the Red Queen - and of course Alice!!!!!

Charles Dodgeson would approve, I'm sure ;)

Margot

I did read it but skim read it abit sorry!!

:)

It's a poem fee.... :S

JG you're a star, we are none of us, any competition for you. Congratulations, and here's to the next 30,000.

Dawn R.

that will be done in the next 3 years :P
Fee x

Congrats Jan :D :D :p

Well Done Jan :D

Fab poem, a worthy 30,000th post :D

Thats a whole lot of knowledge you've imparted - and a little chitchat too :)

Brilliant Poem Jan. Wow 30,000 posts - don't think I will ever get there. I must have been the last to know but glad I worked it out before it happened.

Wonderful JG, although I'm very disappointed that you didn't post your 30000th pearl of wisdom on my birthday(so I could win)!! :( However i shan't sulk for long :D

Well, CD nearly went down a couple of times today .....bet it was because peeps were looking for JG (although I suppose it could just have been my connection :D )

And I do believe that I might have been closest in my prediction - didn't I say 7.09, Fee ??????

Many many congrats JG - you joined about six months after me - and I've only achieved 7725 posts

(and i needn't log in tomorrow - I really must get some more decluttering done .........)

Margot x

<<<Well, CD nearly went down a couple of times today .....bet it was because peeps were looking for JG (although I suppose it could just have been my connection)>>>

Mine done this as well so thing it was actually CD!
....And yes that was the time LM

Fee x

Tch! :rolleyes: Typical!

Watch the boards for two day solid waiting for the post and she goes and waits til I'm out walking the hounds to do it :rolleyes: :P

Congrats JG :)  Great poem and almost worth the wait :D

*raises glass of the blue stuff to JG* May your posting finger never fail you :)

we can still celebrate SL :P
*passes the bottle over...*

Fee x

AT last! :D WELL DONE JG and I LOVED the poem!

Stalked you were.....but that would be in this case something to be glad about..........cyber friendship.......I love it here.....:-)

Karen  :-)

no she wasnt staled by any of us

*walks away whistling merrily*

The poem was fantastic - worthy of a woman with your experience with the written word :-D Congratulations and a hearty thanks for sharing so much with us Oh, Font of CD! :-D

#Congratulations JG.. fantastic poem... :D

hi JG

I am one of those that post infrequently BUT I read everything at least twice a day and now OH has bought me a laptop just so I can read CD as he was fed up with me asking to use his :rolleyes:.

Congrats JG will never get close

Love
Lozi

Did anyone get closer than LM?

Fee x

*Raises to feet and claps*
     ((Encore!!))
Heckling from the cheap seats!
  Brilliant! just... perfect :D

Takes Brooks by the hand,"Give me that Gin bottle young lady" time for some Edjuucayshun!! :D

welcome back! lol

gladly hands over the bottle!!!! to share the celebrations!

*hic*

Congrats! :-D

I thought you might have kept everyone waiting until Thursday. ;-)  :-D

Here's to the next 30.  ***Cheers***

dont give her ideas for next time!!!!!

Fee x

I'm another infrequent poster- but I rarely log-on without peeking at Champdogs!! Congrats JG, WOW! 30,000 -loved the poem.

Very best wishes
Linda