Top Ten Reasons to Breed Dogs

1) You think the house is too orderly and you want your flooring with that ragged, torn look that's so 'in' right now.

2) You're already an insomniac.

3) You want your vet to buy a new BMW.

4) Your furniture looks to new.

5) You love the sound of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc.

6) Your garden needs renovating and you don't want to pay a landscaper.

7) Your neighbors don't complain enough already.

8) The kids aren't really a challenge.

9) If you can train and show one dog, why not ten.

10) You can't think of a better way to test your spouse's loyalty.

Nuff said!

Debs

But above all, you LOVE clearing dog poo up times ten every 15 minutes! :D

reason 11 supplied by Karen....

11)  You like the fact that you don't have to buy poo-scented candles to fill your home with the enchanting fragrance of puppy poop.

LOL thats great :D

Hilarious and sooo true!  :D

Well reasons 11 and 12 have got to be that you actually like that *pissy, poopy* smell that your house seems to take on and you fancy a new washing machine anyway cause you'll need one after the constant run of clean vet bedding that's required :-)

Stacey x

LOL That is brilliant :rolleyes: Also maybe your overdraft hasn't yet reached it's end and perhaps another couple of vet bills along the way and a couple of hundred weight of food will help tip it over !!

lmao

That is sooooooo funny LOL!

2,5,8 (bless them!) and 10 at the moment

Pam ;-)

You can't believe how much that post has cheered me up so a BIG thank you & I'm still smiling at the poo scented candles.