How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb??

GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to British Standards.

DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER:
Make Me.

LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

MALAMUTE:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

HUNGARIAN PULI:
Not me. Look what happened to my hair the last time I tried.

COCKER SPANIEL: (This applies to beagles, too......) Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPARD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Excuse me!!!! My Wolfhounds are not drunk THAT often lol :)

But Madame La P. and the brood are :D!

LOL, then the Aussie will make em run into the right sockets....... and if they dont go, they're gunna get bit!
:D