A little girl asks her Mum if she can take their dog for a walk.
Mum thinks about this and says " Well, Lilly is in season darling, so I don't think it is a good idea, but go and see what Dad says"
So the little girl goes off out to the garage to find her Dad. She asks him if she can take Lilly out 'cos Mum said it would be ok if he said yes.
Dad thinks about this as he is wiping his hands on an old oily rag and has an idea, he wipes the bitch round her back end with the rag thinking that should mask her smell for a quick trip round the block and he says " OK, but only a quick walk round the block, and DON'T let her off the lead"
"Ok" says the little girl.
A while later she reappears with Lilly's lead in her hand but no Lilly.
Dad says " Where is Lilly?"
"Oh it's ok" says the little girl "She ran out of gas half way round so another dog is pushing her home"

Like it :) :) :D
Dot

so sorry , my son had a friend to stay over the weekend and I left this page on the pc while I went to make a cupps, have only just noticed it. The little wretch will have some explaining to do. Sorry again. I thought it was quite funny!! the joke I mean. :=)

Nice one Trevor.
Dawn.

Westielover
Glad it wasn't you who thought it was crap!
Nicky ;)

LOL - MOST of the jokes I laugh at are totally crap :D - that's usually what makes them so funny :D

Don't worry about it Nicky ...the majority of us thought it was funny :)

Melody

very good nicky, regards tina

Great- thanks for the laugh:D Certainly puts a smile back on your face after some of the other threads lately;)

Stacey x x x

Hi Stacey
Glad it made you smile, that was what I hoped. :D
Nicky

Hi nicky, that made me laugh till I ached, think it was the mental picture!!!!