Just got sent this in an email, it made Larf!!

Why, Why, Why???????

I'm worried about the very last question on this list.....

--Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?

--Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

--Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

--Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

--Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

--Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

--Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?

--Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

--Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

--If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

--Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?

--Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

--Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

--Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with the
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

--Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

--How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

--When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with
a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right"? Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?"

--Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

--In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?

--How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

--The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Very good :P :P

I must admit I do this one at least 10 times a day:

>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

:rolleyes: :D

Very good and Dito to the above..........

Very funny and so true!

I thought it was a bit strange that this one --- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? --- was included, as it's not in the same class of wtf as the others ... I get very edgy around non-arguments ;). The rest were brilliant though!