How temperature affects the mind!



40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
                   People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
                   People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
                   People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
                   People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
                 People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
                    People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

  -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
                     People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
                    Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
                      People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
                      People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
                      Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
                      People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
                      Scottish people support England in the World Cup

Brilliant LOL