An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A teenager sat down next to him.

He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.

The old man stared.

Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically :

"What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat  the old man replied :

"Got drunk once  and had sex with a peacock.

Just  wondering if you were my son."

ROFLOL

Love it! :D

  That really was a good one!