My husband snored so much last night that I got my mobile out and recorded him snoring for 30 seconds then sent it to him as a text message.  :-D

He just nipped into my office to see me , as he and his partner had been laughing about it all morning. At first he thought it was an aircraft

Maybe I have a claim

Love it!! :D

what a good idea!!!!!
I have made (poor long suffering OH) stretch his nose with rugby players plasters,buy every stop snoring spray under the sun...and I even taped the dogs ball with Micropore to his back () In efforts to stop him snoring! I'll have to try this tack! ROFL :D

OOOh I think I might do that :D

My husband snores when lying on his back and on his right side. So I make him sleep on his left all the time and now he's moaning his hip hurts :rolleyes: :D

HMMM, think I need to contact the RSPCA about that??? pretty uncomfortable fo the dog too???? RFLAO!!! :P :P :P

HMMM, think I need to contact the RSPCA about that??? pretty uncomfortable fo the dog too???? RFLAO!!!   
i had to look back at what you were replying to but when I did its the first time I have laughed out loud for ages Newfiedreams
:D :D :D :D LOL
Lea :)

ROFL!!!!!!! Oh Dawn!!!!!! :D :D ;)
I was a bit slow on the up take there as well Lea!
whoops wasnt meant to read like that!!!!

HG a quick jab in the buttocks with an earing usually does the trick with my hubby ;-)

Would that be after taking the earing out of the ear, Emma? :)

lol isabel yes on most occasions

:D :D

At least we both snore equally as bad so we cancel each other out :p :p

I blame it on when I broke my nose on a bouncy castle :rolleyes:

Lucy
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and just how old were you on this bouncy castle???
(was it a- kids dont get a look in as the adults take over type affair!!?:P)

I was 18 and should have known better :rolleyes: (that was the advice from my doctor :D )

:D :D :D

Oh, I love it, I love it :-) what a great idea, I shall try that with my OH.

He usually gets the elbow from me, but sometime ago he tried a small plastic clip on the nose, only to wake up the next morning and find out he's actually swallowed it

I have Glazby in bed one side of me snoring and parping and the OH the other side of me grinding his teeth in his sleep.  How I ever get any sleep sometimes I wonder!!

I grind my teeth as well :rolleyes: I also have occasionally been caught parping :p

Lucy
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at Lucy Parping!!!!!  :D  :D :D  I'll let you into a little secret.......

sometimes I have blamed Glazby and it wasn't him!!!  :D :D

What a bad mum I am!!!

I laugh at mine. I elbow him and then he complains because I have woken him up..

I snore like a piglet :rolleyes: but found the perfect solution.  Barry moved into the spare room.  Now I can snore to my heart's delight, spread right across the bed, watch TV, read 'til late, and have any number of dogs on the bed with me.  YAY! :D

Love it - gonna see if I can work out how to use my mobile ...... :rolleyes: :P

How lucky am I that I'm single ? :d

It drives me round the bend when I go away with friends and they snore their heads off.  I sometimes think that women are worse than men :d :d

So Jenny if you are reading this and I go to bed earlier than everyone else at Di's it's so that I have a good nights sleep :d :d  Or I'll be a cranky little **** the next day.

LOL Mine either gets kicked or gets a good shafting with the elbow! Then demanded to lay on his side! :D

I might be tempted to try putting something in his gob next time! Mwahahahahaaaa!!!!! :D :D

my new fella dosent seem to snore,only once have i noticed a few small rumbles! bliss!

thats cause your still in that fuzzzy lovely *In Luuuuuuuuurve* state Michelle!
One day you wake up and see Shrek lying beside you when the Lurrrrve goggles wear off ;) :P

how mean!!!!!!!!!
im suprised he dosent snore ,as hes "older"

i do of course sometimes,but very cute lady like ones ;)

MICHELLE!!!  Does that mean U being norty and u aint even married???!!! RFLAO!!! :P :P :P

Pop a ping pong ball on his mouth as he snores - he'll blow it up and down :D :D :D

if it dosent kill him first!!!!

there is that :D :D :D

either way theres a positive.
kill him & the snoring stops

if he survives you can have a mega larf @ the ping pong ball!

I like your style ;)

Hmm with my blocked up nose at the moment its just as well that I'll be sleeping well away from you then, Charlie is away in the States at the moment and katie started to sleep with me last night but then had to go back to her room because I was snoring , hee hee, mind you if you have enough wine you'll sleep through anything, !!!!

RU getting in practice for Di's then Jenny regarding the wine? :d

Don't forget, I'm a good gal I yam !!!!!  Don't tell anyone on here any different or else!

LOL I was laughing so much when I was doing it.   Things we have to do eh ?? :rolleyes: :-D

video it next time ;)

The noise is bad enough :-)

The only solution i can see working as far as cures go, is duck tape! Then they have no choice but to breath nice and peacefully through the nose! Eh?! :D

you should set it as a ring tone on this phone!!!! ;)

>you should set it as a ring tone on this phone!!!!<

Thats Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!..mean...But still Brilliant!!!!!!!! :D :D

:-)

I must say I have done this to two people who fell asleep on the sofa!  They were not impressed when they were woken up by their own snoring!!!!!!! :D

My husband only snores when on his back so i just ask him to turn over as it wakes me up, but i love listening and falling asleep to our doggies snores i find it really comforting.

I wonder how many people do have a snoring partner, mines seems to have just started it in the last 2 years...

Ooooooooh how I just love that idea :) That never even crossed my mind to use my phone lol :D

I have to go to bed b4 my hubby or I will never get any sleep, he snores on his back and on his right side, Iam always telling him to roll over or give him a push to go onto his left side cause then he's quiet... He also humms when he's sleeping so not much sleep for me. He always tells me that I get more sleep then him cause i go to bed earlier well I go to sleep between 930-10pm but up at 5-530am and mean while getting woken up at all hrs so broken sleep is not sleep :( Just so very tired during the week...

Yup love the phone idea and I think if I remember Iam gonna do that tonight, lastnight would have been great cause he was sooooooooo loud...

They can not be worse at snoring than my OH.

Picture this bedroom upstairs at front of house, sitting room downstairs at back of house with the stairs in the middle of the house.

I can hear my OH snoring in the sitting room, its that bad sometimes I have closed the sitting room door and turned the tv up to drown him out............. his snoring would wake the dead.

Must try the phone tonight!

Poohbear, your OH and mine are kindred spirits! His snoring is SO LOUD I frequently move to the spare room but even then I can still hear him

What really annoys me is that if I nudge him and it wakes him up he goes mad saying I woke him up Men!