40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
                        People in Scotland sunbathe.

                   35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
            People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

       20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
                   People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

           15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
                 People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

              0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
          People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.

                 -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
                     People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

            -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
                 People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

          -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. 
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough.

             -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
       People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

                    -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.

          -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
            Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

                   -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
        People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh?"

                      -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
           Scottish people support England in the World Cup

:D love it

Excellent :D :D

ROFL :D :D
verrry clever! Love it!!

brill

Nice one!  :D

Excellent

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:-) tough as old boots Teri eh ;-)  loved the last one.

It is almost banter in itself the reluctance to support to world cup.. I think people see that as fun now :-)

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