Grant me . . .
the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today,
because they got on my nerves.

Help me be careful of the toes I step on today . . .
as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work . . .
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Friday.

Help me to remember when I am having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 muscles to smile
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone
In the mouth!!!

*Ducks*

perfect! Im cutting,pasting,printing and sticking this above my screen :D

Brilliant!  Only 4 muscles eh....hmm.....:-D

:D :D

Good god Missie, open that wine!!! sounds like you need it.....lol :)

Just save me some or il work on my 4 muscles

lol, and me! ;-)

V Funny :D

Will need that when Kay leaves us in 'charge' for a few days next week :D :D

The 'us' needs to be clarified :p

Lucy
xx