Does your dog swear at you?!?! ... Because we have decided that Floyd does!
When he doesn't want to some something, ie get in his bed .. he firstly pretends to be having a scratch, trying to distract us and acting like he is far too busy to do any such thing. If we insist, he starts making this whining noise, which isn't sad or distressed, just really piss*d off! And he squirms at the same time too like an uncomfortable child - you know that if he could he would slam the door and stomp upstairs in a huff!

dont think she swears but grumbles as if its under her breath with her head down 'But I dont want to go to bed ...yet'

ROFL.... I hope its not swearing. (as I caaaaaaaant think where he'd get that from!!?? :O ;) )
    But agree with STARRY Im pretty sure I get a good bit of cheek and answering back from the impish Siberian :D :rolleyes:
    And any misfortune I suffer thereafter,such as tripping up (over his strategically placed toys!! ) is definately met with a big doggy grin and doggy laughter!!

A foul mouthed bunch my lot - don't know where they picked it up :rolleyes:   Must be the breeders :D 

When we shush our boy from barking at people passing the house (not everyone, just a select few), he will resort muttering obscenities under his breath.

I nearly died laughing when he definitely swore at a taxi driver once who had pulled up beside us at traffic lights :D Shay obvioulsy took offence at something the taxi driver had done and proceeded to give him mouthfuls of abuse through the open window...couldn't have called it barking or even growling so it had to be swearing! I blame the previous owners for his foul mouth as Lola never behaves like that :D

i blame the breeder too! i mean where else could nips have learnt the sort of vocabulary that would make a sailor blush? if stopped in his tracks he has a low "wuffing" noise that is untranslateable on a respectable forum. ;)

and then there's the teeth sucking of course...

Oh yes, mine all moan & groan, particularly if I don't give them enough attention / food, prepare their food fast enough, shut them in the kitchen for 10 minutes so I can eat in peace, etc etc! :-D

I don't think Roxy swears, but she definitely answers back.  I've no idea where she learnt to be so cheeky (although I know some who would disagree :D ).

Moby a dog that I bred I think swears.  When you give him a cuddle etc. he growls away and sounds terrible, people think he's really nasty because of the noises he makes but he's not :d

I have a teenage boy - you can imagine the language that comes out of his mouth. I think he picked it up in the toon and at dog creche. Certainly not from me nose is growing rapidly

Buster doesnt swear instead he will go on strike and not move - mostly in public or worse he will yelp at the top of his voice as though i'm murdering him when infact i've only gone to grab him to stop him launching himself at others and barely touched his fur. Bit of a drama queen when he wants to be. But bengi is the complete opposite always wanting to please :rolleyes:

Mine moan and groan never thought of it as swearing :-)
(must have picked it up from OH :rolleyes: not me Honest ;-)

Donna