In my office is a maiden
Who she is I do not know
I'll go chat her up for nooky
I'm the DPM, you know
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

Oh madam in your eyes is invite
In your arms desire could grow
Will you come and be my floozy
I'm the DPM you know!
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

I am just a mere civil servant
Working in the background so
You can look to be efficient
It's not my fault if that ain't so
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

But I have trappings of power
I have the ear of the PM
In my hands I hold the balance
Of power between Nos 11 and 10
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

I can arrange for you to accompany
Me on various jaunts and sprees
You'll be pictured in the background
- they won't see me pinch your knees
Oh No John, no John, No John NO!

If I come with you on shindigs
Will it affect my career?
I must think of my position
What will happen if the Press hear?
Oh No John, no John, No John NO!

Oh I will stay with you forever
Or until the press finds out
But if you do tell Max Clifford
Our careers will get a clout

But then I could get loads of money
Needn't bother about my career
You'll get hell from your wife and Tony
This sort of spree will cost you dear
Oh Yes John, yes John, yes John Yes!

© Margot Pizzey

Excellent ! - what a talented lot we have on here !  latest Prescott joke goes :

Why is the Labour Government like flat pack furniture ?

because a couple of sc***ws in the wrong place makes the cabinet fall apart ;)

:D :D

Yvonne

LOL :D :D