Well, they got a kicking in the polls and he has just announced his reshuffle and Clarke goes (good) but Prescott stays?! Errrr... does he WANT to lose the next election? Does John Prescott have pants made of superglue in that party?! And that NHS minister gets to keep her job - WHY!?

>Does John Prescott have pants made of superglue

If only he did! :D

Indeed, but were they stuck up, or down *searches for hurling smilie*

Prescott though has lost his office so he has the title but doesn't have a desk or any staff I think he may well resign as it has thrown even more embarrassment on him He may just crawl off somewhere :D

DC was very upbeat this morning in an interview I saw :)

> but doesn't have a desk or any staff

thats something I suppose!  :D :D :D

Nah! Don't believe that.  He may have lost his department but he must still have an office and staff as DP.  Tony isn't going to want him hanging about his place all day making eyes at Cherie ;)

What I meant is at least now he won't be able to get any of the staff ON the desk! :D :D :D

Glad to see Margaret Beckett get her reward for being the lamb sent into the Question Time slaughter last night :D

makes me wonder what these people have got on Tony Blair!!!

this should be in reply to Chloeh

Oh I thought somebody else was giving birth reading the subject! :D

A folk song for today :D

In my office is a maiden
Who she is I do not know
I'll go chat her up for nooky
I'm the DPM, you know
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

Oh madam in your eyes is invite
In your arms desire could grow
Will you come and be my floozy
I'm the DPM you know!
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

I am just a mere civil servant
Working in the background so
You can look to be efficient
It's not my fault if that ain't so
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

But I have trappings of power
I have the ear of the PM
In my hands I hold the balance
Of power between Nos 11 and 10
Oh no John, no John, no John No!

I can arrange for you to accompany
Me on various jaunts and sprees
You'll be pictured in the background
- they won't see me pinch your knees
Oh No John, no John, No John NO!

If I come with you on shindigs
Will it affect my career?
I must think of my position
What will happen if the Press hear?
Oh No John, no John, No John NO!

Oh I will stay with you forever
Or until the press finds out
But if you do tell Max Clifford
Our careers will get a clout

But then I could get loads of money
Needn't bother about my career
You'll get hell from your wife and Tony
This sort of spree will cost you dear
Oh Yes John, yes John, yes John Yes!

© Margot Pizzey

Excellent :D :D
But do you think you could tweak verse two to make it more suitable for family viewing :)

Done it ;)

Brilliant, just as good :)