An Irish Joke or 2

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By margaret [gb]

Date 29.03.06 17:38 UTC

Sorry no offence meant to anybody Irish but these had me in almost hysterics !!

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks

if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and
Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts
one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
best

pal,

Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too
fook'n

dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE...

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, watch
dis," Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half
way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues
to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone
in his

body.
Paddy shakes his head and says,

"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
which he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff
and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and
his fook'n hengliding!"

By HuskyGal Date 29.03.06 18:44 UTC