Just for a bit of fun, wondered if any of you want to share 'tails' of your most embarasing moments with your dogs, be that show work or play?

My dog mugs old ladies. ( this is because they like to visit the parks to see the dogs and they do insist in treating the dogs.)

So once an elderly lady, with a Wheeled Walking frame fitted with a seat over a shopping basket, was trundling through the park one day when my then 6 month old Aussie  pup saw her and ran straight over to her, gave her a quick kiss and boddy wagg, then  lifted up the seat of the walking frame and stole the shopping bag from her basket.

The lady sad what a clever dog and was so impressed she insisted on giving my pup a treat reward! There was just no stopping her.... given how easy Aussies are to train rewarding her wasn't a right bright idea!

Bonnie, now 13, once stole a bra from my washing basket - and took it for a quick run round the garden, the problem was the garden was bordered by a public footpath, and the husband and wife who kept their Arab horses with my Welsh pony were walking down the footpath as I was persuing a small black furry whirlwind with a large white 'over shouldar bolder holder' trailing behind her...... 

oh, so many things to mention, so little time.......

Years ago I lived in a block of flats with my staffy. When we used to get in the lift with other people he used to let out really loud (and smelly) farts!   Peoples faces were a picture, and I'm sure some of them thought it was me!!!!!

You mean apart from stealing underwear - and then bringing it back and dropping it at my husband's feet :rolleyes:?

Margot

as long as its yours Margot! ;)

As long as it was just YOUR husband..............lol  ;)

Mine does embarrassing bottom burps as well, he normally stands up on the windowsil and lets one rip soooo loud!! It must be the pressure of standing up :). He just reminds me of a real life man

OK, *deep breath*, I used (note the word used) to walk Willis (Dane) down the canal, waving cheerily to folk and ignoring the "you could put a saddle on that" comments as we went. Anyway, there was a ickle dodgy boat with a dodgy looking bloke on it, and Willis wasn't keen. One day he barked at this bloke as he was on his boat, but the next day the guy was on the side pushing his boat out and Willis barked right behind him and the bloke jumped in the canal!

I ran off LOL

my gsd bitch had a few weight problems a while ago the only way we could get her to run was to run along with her,well on this morning i had been running for about 15 mins and was knackered so i asked my SIL to run with her and as they were running along my dog decide to pull at her jogging bottoms the only problem is they were to baggy so down they came pants and all,dont no who was more embrased me or her.

Not my dog really - but many years ago my aunt was visiting a family friend in the IOW. Her beagle escaped from the garden and turned up some while later with a whole, still warm, leg of lamb :D :D My aunt was so embarassed that she threw it into the dustbin much to her friend's disgust :D

Daisy

Right here goes,---
My rott bitch several years ago, dismantled and entire box of tampons in the kitchen while we were entertaining in the dining room, she then walked down the hallway with strings hanging from her mouth, much to my embarrassment.

While walking through Lincoln town centre with my two female dogs, one Rott and one CKCS, i stopped to look in a jewelry shop and heard people sniggering as they walked past me. I turned to find my CKCS humping my Rotts head, they were clearly having a whale of a time. God!!  soooooo embarrassing.

I don't think I've got any really embarrasing stories about mine, except that he does trump, loudly and frequently, but only seems to do it when we've got visitors!!

I think it must be all the excitement of new people in the house

He's also a bit of a pant thief if I'm not careful taking the washing out - several times i've searched for a 'missing' pair of my knickers, only to find them sneakily stashed away in his basket. At least he doesn't offer them as presents to visitors though, that would be really embarrasing :)

Claire

Those dogs sound like ermmmmmmmmm fun..........lol

One of my Shar Pei - the youngest when he was about 6 months and was getting used to cocking his leg for a pee, decided one day when were out to race over to my brother in law and cock his leg up him.  Was rather embarrasing I have to say - luckily I have a good relationship with my BIL and he saw the funny side.  thank god he hasn't done it again the monkey!

When my staffy was a puppy he went through a knicker fetish, he used to steal them from the dirty laundry pile.  Anyway I had the gas man there doing the yearly check on my gasfire. he was lying on the floor with the thing in parts when Bandit (my staffy) appeared from the bedrrom, with a pair of black velvet thongs hanging out of his mouth, and went marching up to the gas man, proud and punch with his find, stuck them in the gasmans face and did the typical staffy look what I have got growl??????  I wanted the ground to swallow me up??

other than that there is the general stuff like chasing joggers, people on bikes and anyhting that moves fast enough to be worth chasing?  Wereas Lady my greyhound must have the loudest f*rt ever?  

Hello all,

Most embarrasing moment....let me think, there are soooo many to choose from! Probably the best in recent times was when I was with Kester, my labrador, and we were doing a 'mock' working trial. Everything had gone ok, but just as we wre finishing the heelwork off lead, he got 'that look' in his eyes, zoomed across the training field to the jumps, picked up a big white pole from a hurdle jump and preceeded to do a lap on honour round the field, looking like an aeroplane!. Needless to say, the spectators were in stitches and the judge couldn't stop laughing either! Fun days!!

Ali :)

He, he, I've done a working test at a game fair like that!!  Oh and water trainig where they have to dive under to retrieve and object and they come out with the pole which shows the area in which the object is in :d

Went to the local water park and ended up at the bottom of the steps with my two dogs just sat there looking at me with people coming up to me whilst I was on a heap on the floor.  There was me saying I was OK and then 8 hours later spent 6 hours in A & E with them telling me that I couldn't go abroad the next day because it looked as though I'd broken my ankle.  Luckily it was just a bad sprain and I hobbled my way around the holiday :d

My girl has a special jogger technique. She runs alngside them for a little while (doing perfect heelwork for once!) then goes into the lead for a few yards, then takes a sharp right and tries to have them over. She has also been in the rare breed parades at Crufts and Discover Dogs and on every occasion has either stopped for a pee or a poo.

My boy is inclined to pee up the leg of anyone I stand chatting to for any length of time. His best trick though is pooing without squatting, and with next to no warning. He just backs up to something and poos on it, and has fired a turd through a chain link fence into a garden before now. His best ever was pooing on the front bumper of a Mercedes though. I was just removing the offending article when the owner came up asked me what the f*** I was doing to his car.

My girl has a special jogger technique. She runs alngside them for a little while (doing perfect heelwork for once!) then goes into the lead for a few yards, then takes a sharp right and tries to have them over. She has also been in the rare breed parades at Crufts and Discover Dogs and on every occasion has either stopped for a pee or a poo.

My boy is inclined to pee up the leg of anyone I stand chatting to for any length of time. His best trick though is pooing without squatting, and with next to no warning. He just backs up to something and poos on it, and has fired a turd through a chain link fence into a garden before now. His best ever was pooing on the front bumper of a Mercedes though. I was just removing the offending article when the owner came up asked me what the f*** I was doing to his car.

Fran

missus maloney....i think you are the winner, how embarrassing.

Hmm..

Two incidents spring to mind here..

Rocky and his mate Dennis - its relevant here that rocky is a mere 18 inches, and Dennis is i dunno but he is a BIG OES boy and tall for an OES.
They have a game, its called 'follow me, pee where i pee'.... so they did this, around the park and back into the carpark. Rocky took the lead, peed on a car wheel, Dennis followed suit.. Rocky then peed on the number plate on the front of one of those low slung expensive sporty jobs - with driver inside, who couldnt see Rocky as he's a diddy dog.
He DID however, see Dennis, cock his leg and pee up the bonnet!

Rocky again, and peeing again. This time, he was peeing up the way marker posts along the path, and to my horror, a council workman had hung his heavy coat on one of these posts. Undeterred, Rocky approached the post, and neatly peed into this chaps coat pocket!!!

Em

Thank you Fran and Em for the best laugh I've had all day :D My dogs seem incredibly boring in comparison :rolleyes: :D

I know peoples dogs fart but i get so embarrassed when they let rip at ringcraft incase they think it's me another time is when i've had visitors and my dogs run in playing tug of war with ready to be washed knickers

LMAO

Someone tell me..............why do we love dogs so much :)

I have more of a silly story.  I was in the utility obedience ring with my now 12 y/o Sheltie.  One of the exercises is done purely with signals.  They are told to heel-stand stay-down-sit-come-finish, using only signals.  So a little background...after our previous time in the ring when he earned a qualifying score, I told Rocky that he was retired from obedience forever, because he had earned his title.  Well, because of a judging problem, we still needed 1 qualifying leg for the title.  So I had to drag him back in the ring after I told him he was done.  The exercise started off fine, we heeled, he stayed standing, and layed down like he was supposed to.  Once he layed down, however, he refused to look at me the rest of the exercise.  He wasn't looking at anything in particular, no people, dogs, nothing....just not at me.  So, I stood there in the ring for a good 3 minutes waiting for the judge to end the exercise or for Rocky to look at me.  Finally, we gave up and he failed the exercise.  Despite this, he eventually completed his title, and then retired for real!

Loads of embarrasing doggy moments, but the one that springs to mind is when our old mongrel Flicka escaped from the back garden. Just as I realised she was missing, I heard a knock at the door and it was my neighbour with Flicka in tow. She had gone round into her back garden, through the patio doors, ate her cats dinner and then squatted and had a wee in her kitchen !!

Holly is just an embarrassment :D (nah not really :p)

What comes to mind is the first (and last) time we took her into Pets at Home. She pooed :rolleyes: not just in one place, she walked all the way down an aisle leaving a lovely trail down the middle :rolleyes:
I was so embarrassed, I ran for it!
(looking back I probably should have let someone know :p)

I had two very posh work colleagues of my husbands over, they weren't very doggie people (you can tell) and the young lady was pretending to show an interest in her, well my girl reluctantly went over for a pat, jumped up at the lady, put her nose to nose and did a really loud belch in her face.

I wasn't actually embarrassed I had to flee the room and roll around laughing upstairs.

Well i think i can top all of you ,years ago i had a mongrel called elsa. I had a knock at the door, it was the post man, he looked like he was about to start laughing, i turned around to see my dog with a vibrater in her mouth, to say i was embarrased is to say the least, it wasent even mine it got left behind on a girly party, and i know what your all thinking yea right, but its the truth i swear lol. regards debbie   

My red cattle has only ever done one thing to embaress me and that was when i was living in a different house she managed to get over the fence and into the neighbours house through an open back door (they wernt home) and she ate all of their easter eggs. I was looking for her for over an hour when i was walking back to my house the neighbours where laughing hysterically and walking her back cover in chocolate. Thankgod they had a good sense of humour and then she was sick for the rest of the day at the vets (i was worried about chocolate poisoning but it was only cause she has eaten to much)

My cavalier finds a new way to embaress me every day but the one that sticks in my mind was when she climbed onto the loung and jumped into my solicitors lap a couple of week ago with a pair of my lacy's in her mouth. I dont think you solicitor should ever have to see your underwear. i dont think i have ever gone a redder colour before

Our MWHD just loves going out in the car and meeting people and when it suits the OH takes him to work. On this occasion the OH was out at the Coastguard where they practice on Training days with the Decontamination tents etc. At lunchtime the OH took the dog into the Mess Room and to his horror this ghastly whiff got up and found that the dog had done a enormous sloppy poop right in the middle of the carpet. Boy am I glad that wasn't me, I would have died with embarrassment