God had just about completed his project of creating human beings.  But he had two small parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he decided that he would ask them.  He told them that one of the things he had left over would allow the owner to pee standing up.  "It's a very handy thing" God told them both "and I wondered if either of you had a preference for it".

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please, let me have it - I'd love to be able to do that.   It seems like the sort of thing that a man should have - give it to me, please, please, PLEESE - give it to me!".   On and on he went, like an excited little boy.

Eve smiled, and said to God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, that he should have it.  So God gave to Adam that thing which would allow him to pee standing up.

Adam was so exited that he just started whizzing and peeing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then tried to write his name in the sand and finally trying to hit a stump ten feet away, laughing with delight all the time.

God and Eve watched him with fond amusement, and then God said "well, I guess you're stuck with the last thing that I have left".   "Oh yes" said Eve "what's it called?".

"Brains" said God.

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Daisy

:D Love it!!!!

Hehehehe :D

:-D :-D :-D

That was good.  I guess God Went for two in one, as that is where most mens brains are anyway. :-D