Ahh - who wants to look like Gillian McKeith anyway - she's like a menopausal barbie doll! I was a vegetarian for 5 years and the mere mention of Quinoa (aka wallpaper paste) makes me feel billious, though Red Dragon pie is pretty good and still on the menu.
I know my dogs would rather have steak than beans and I remember having a veggie barbecue once and my then chow ate a couple of veggie sausages and nut cutlets, puked and was ill for days afterwards... loooovely.