Three women - one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly.  "That was my pager." she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear.  When she finished she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low-tech.  Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.  She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.  the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The Hillbilly woman finally said -

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

:D

:-D :-D i'm telling that one in work tomorrow :-D

Donna