If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...

Then.................

Buy a cat!

(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?) ;)

I like it!

I love it :D

love it love it love it.........but why oh why do I have to have the damn dog that eats the remote...........

Glad someone else has that problem, my spinone has eaten 3 remotes in the last couple of weeks:rolleyes:I try and remeber always put them up high but the little devil always spots when i don`tgood job her and her brother and sisters are loved to bits, have wonderd if i was to push her nose would it change channels

:-D Cheryls
Beaten that, jillandspins.
my pest has eaten five remotes plus two mobile phones
" what would happen if i pushed her nose LOL''
(training  the kids to put them away is another story) :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Donna