The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't  accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann  Landers

If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will  Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben  Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh  Billings

The  average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy  Rooney

We  give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in  return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made.
-M.  Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund  Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita  Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.
-Robert  Benchley

Anybody  who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If  I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James  Thurber

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My  dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's  almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe  Weinstein

Ever  consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a  grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow.
They must  think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne  Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert  A. Heinlein

If  you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that  is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark  Twain

You  can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says,  'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave  Barry

Dogs  are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger  Caras

If  you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and  then give him only two of them.
-Phil  Pastoret

My  goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

HA HA So true and very funny...thank you!

very good... except the poodle comment of course. It's not a religious cult, more an exclusive private club :-)

Loved that, some really funny quotes in there. Where d'you find them?......... Some really thought provoking ones too.

I get loads through email, a friend with nothing else to do me thinks ;) I get some really good ones but they are too rude to post