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Topic Other Boards / Foo / A fairy story :)
- By Lokis mum [gb] Date 16.02.06 21:03 UTC
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what;
metal, wood, stone,anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her
and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, once the princess touched it,
it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question:

What was in the prince's pants?

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M&M's of course. :D
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking you pervert :eek: ?
- By LJS Date 16.02.06 21:06 UTC
Smarties :D :D
- By LJS Date 16.02.06 21:11 UTC
Ok they melt in your hand but I was trying to have pure thoughts :D
- By mdacey [gb] Date 16.02.06 21:09 UTC
I know what i was thinking :-D :-D
okay i'm a pervert ;-)
good one!

Donna
- By cutewolf [gb] Date 16.02.06 21:17 UTC
Lol :D :D
- By spiritulist [in] Date 16.02.06 22:02 UTC
OK.......So why did she turn red then?? The packet must of been wrapped around something???:eek:
- By Teri Date 16.02.06 22:27 UTC
Yep, I'm with Lucy on this :D  definitely thought smarties - totally overlooked M&Ms :rolleyes: :D
- By kayc [gb] Date 16.02.06 22:30 UTC
I didn't think of Smarties or M & M's :eek::rolleyes: :)
- By Teri Date 16.02.06 22:32 UTC
Always the quiet ones :rolleyes: :eek: :P
- By kayc [gb] Date 16.02.06 22:41 UTC
Don't know what you mean by that Teri :D :P

Actually!!!!! scrolled down v quickly, as couldn't think what it could possibly have been. ;)
- By ruby tuesday [gb] Date 16.02.06 23:36 UTC
Yes, yes, of course i knew it was some kind of a sweet.:eek: Now am going to be a little pickey here, but forgive me if i'm wrong, was it not Minstrals that melt in your mouth and not in your hand??:confused:
- By Missie Date 16.02.06 23:50 UTC
:eek: I wasn't thinking sweets either, sorry
- By Teri Date 17.02.06 00:34 UTC
Ah, but you didn't surprise me :D :D :D
- By Missie Date 17.02.06 10:19 UTC
:eek: Didn't I? :P :P
- By dollface Date 17.02.06 23:06 UTC
LOL :D Read that to my 10 year old and he had such a look on his face till I scrolled down then he just laughed and laughed lol :D
- By perrodeagua [gb] Date 10.03.06 17:43 UTC
I thought it was maltesers, as they are the only ones that I know of that melt in the mouth and not in the hand :d
Topic Other Boards / Foo / A fairy story :)

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