I thought this was rather funny :D

We have all had bad dates....but this takes the cake. This just tells you how
tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay
Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience and
there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold, and the guy had taken her
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no
overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte to drink.They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or
it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled
out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to
steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware
of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to flagpoles and pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed,
she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came
around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she
looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles
and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem -- both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.  Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one
way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ...And you thought your first
date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pi**ed off."

Margot

ROTFLMAO  I wonder if they ever got to the second date stage!!??  LOL

That, I suppose, we'll never know!

LOL Poor woman! But....did it work? :D :D :D

That must be just the worst date ever!!! I feel for that woman.... but then again if they ended up together this will by far be the coolest story to tell on every party or family event.... and something to tell their grandchildren!!