Ok folks I need your help, when I was younger I knew tons of valentines card messages/rhymes but I cannot remember any of them & I was hoping some of you might remember...I've done a search on t'internet & on here but all I can find are nasty ones!!!  Looking for sweet & saucy ones...any ideas....??

N.O.R.W.I.CH

(k)Nickers Off Ready When I Get Home ;)

Great but I'm a girl sending to a boy.....

So........:D

Exactly Isabel ;)

:D

Shouldn't that be "come" home? :D

Well spotted , you saw the deliberate mistake  Chloe :)

:D :D

http://www.poemsforfree.com/valpo.html
http://www.love-poems.me.uk/valentine_index.htm
Here's a couple of sites, I did a Google search worldwide the UK sites are probably a bit too cynical and not romantic enough :)

OK - here's another  :-

BURMA

Bonios for the first answer :D

Margot

Be undressed and ready my angel ;)

(But when we were children it was BURMA FOR SIAM :D :D :D )

Daisy

I like -
"If you're dancing with your honey
and his nose is rather runny,
don't think that it is funny
'coz it's snot" :D

:P :P

   Holland    Hoping our love lasts and never dies. Italy   I truley adore loving you.
                                                                               :rolleyes:J.P

If i were a bottle
And you were a top
I'd let you scr*w me
Until i went pop

:-D :-D

I love you, I love you
I love you almighty
I wish your pyjamas
Were next to my nightie

If snow was kisses, I'd send you a blizzard !

Your teeth are like stars...they come out at night
Your eyes are like flowers... cauliflowers :D

As my 11 year old always says - Love you lots, like jellytots!

> Love you lots, like jellytots

Oooo now i really do love jellytots!! :D

sarah xxxx

I love you,i love you
I love you alot.
I said it three times,
Incase you forgot.

:)

I dont do saucy,im more of an old romantic.Sorry. :rolleyes:

S.W.A.L.K.
Sealed with a loving kiss.

woohoo chloe
i like that but me my version finishes like this
Now dont be mistaken
now dont be mislead
i mean on the clothes line
and not in the bed

in my first valentines from my now hubby, i got "i like beans, i like sauce, i like sexual intercourse". Now hows that for romantic? :D :D

:D :D lol that hysterical.

bananas are yellow, roses are red,
i want you to know my love is not dead.

 
     Rose's are red  Violets are blue
     You love me  And I love you !
                                                :rolleyes:JP.

Roses are red daffs are yella,
And your one hell of a sexy fella.
:)

drop em blossem

I asked God 4 a
Flower
he gave me a garden
I asked 4 a tree
he gave a forest
I asked 4 a river
he gave me an Ocean
I asked 4 an ANGEL
he gave me YOU

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams
& robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime wiv me, how do u
plead?

UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet  UR 100%nice    and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't !.

Sorry, never been a Valentine fan.................but that poem used to make me laugh !.

Val

lol!  I like that :)

I wish I were a bar of soap
Held tightly in your hand
Then everytime you had a bath
I'd see the promised land

THES ARE GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED! THANX