
I can sympathise with you Roz.
Not that I have anything constructive to add :D
Where I used to live was extremely rural and there was only 5 houses in the area. To see a car go by usually meant it was lost:rolleyes:
We lost our phone and internet connection for 4 weeks once

And like you, BT said that we would have to use mobiles and they weren't treating it as priority. It turned out that a Combine Harvester had taken the line down. Ours were overhead cables not underground.
We explained to them that we were reliant on all services because we worked from home. They weren't interested, all they said was that they would divert all home calls to our mobile. Then on the next bill the cheeky s*ds tried to charge us for deversion calls!

I still live in an isolated place and am waiting for it to happen again.
Took me a month to catch up on my emails and CD of course :D I felt like my right arm had been cut off and yes, I need to get out more too :P