NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

  D A M N I T O L
  Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

  E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
  Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
  of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
  they moved out.

  ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
  Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
  unconscious for up to two days.

  P E P T O B I M B O
  Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
  an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
  prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
  When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
  enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

  F L I P I T O R
  Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
  the urge to flip off other drivers.

  M E N I C I L L I N
  Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
  lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get
  naked now?"

  BUYAGRA 
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
  duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

  J A C K A S S P I R I N
  Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
  anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

  A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
  A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
  share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

  N A G A M E N T
  When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
  irritation level as nagging him.

  Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who
  can handle it.

  Cathy
  (UK)

Brilliant!!

Superb! :D

(Particularly like J A C K A S S P I R I N)

LOL :D :D

I could do with a couple of DAMNITOL right about now :P

:-D :-D :-D

LOL :D :D  My hubby definately needs A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T - he can't go anywhere without someone telling him things he'd rather not know :D