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Mans destiny is in the stars. Likewise his characteristics are in his farts. Check the day of the month on which you were born and from this list, see what kind of fart you are.
1. AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart
2. LAZY - Just fizzles
3. AMIABLE - Likes the smell of others' farts
4. SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling his own farts
5. CARELESS - Farts in church
6. SMART ALEC - Farts in the presence of ladies
7. CLEVER - Coughs and farts at the same time
8. SCIENTIFIC - Bottles his farts
9. STINGY - Belches instead of farts - to save his ass hole
10. TIMID - Jumps when he farts
11. SHY - Blushes as he farts silently
12. CONCEITED - Thinks he can fart the loudest - and tries
13. UNLUCKY - Tries to fart -- can't-- shits instead
14. FOOLISH - Farts and giggles
15. Bewildered - Cant' tell his own fart from others
16. SLOVENLY - Farts and fizzels - rots his pants
17. NERVOUS - Stops in the middle of a fart
18. MISERABLE - Can't fart at all
19. CONFUSED - Face so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go
20. GROUCH - Grumbles when ladies fart
21. SNEAKY - Farts and blames the dog
22. DISSAPOINTED - One who farts don't smell
23. FRESH GUY - Jumps in front of you to fart
24. BULLY - Farts louder than anyone else
25. DELUDED - Enjoys others farts, thinking they are his own
26. CUTE - Discovers from farts what was eaten
27. WISE - Farts and asks "Who in the hell shit?"
28. DAMMED MEAN - Farts in bed-- pulls sheet over wife's head
29. MUSICAL - Tenor of base - clear as a bell- smells like shit -- sounds like hell
30. HONEST - Admits that it was the hostess who farted
31. LIVELT GUY - Jumps in the air, farts three times, and clicks his heels simultaneously
LMAO!! :D :D
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