Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I
read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you
have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished ... and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three
Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake
and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!

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Yeah!

lmao, thought you were goign to say, wallpapering, painting etc.

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Don't talk about painting.  I've done about 3/4 of my front room, I think there's more paint on me than the walls!