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Topic Other Boards / Foo / The price of a female brain
- By SashaKameo [gb] Date 19.11.05 20:29 UTC
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.   It's an experimental procedure, very
risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked:  "Well, how much does a
brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded:  "$5,000. for a male brain, and $200.
for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask:

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group:

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of
the female brains, because they've actually been used."
- By BorderCollieLvr [gb] Date 20.11.05 09:49 UTC
Love it !! :D
- By cakerine [gb] Date 20.11.05 15:08 UTC
he he
- By KellyBull [es] Date 22.11.05 21:27 UTC
Excellent :D:D
- By mackleback Date 22.11.05 21:36 UTC
:D :D :D
- By goldengirl Date 22.11.05 23:04 UTC
Never heard anything more honest.
Topic Other Boards / Foo / The price of a female brain

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