Halloween is over for another year and reminds me of a dumb idea I had a few years ago.  Jet loves to greet the little visitors so I taught her to take the treat and put it in their bag or bowl (or pillow case!  the big kids get greedy)  She's used to doing that when retrieving golf balls so learned it quickly.  The dumb part?  Dog spit.  How could I not think of that?  Of course we did not follow through with this lame idea.  Care to share any of your dumb ideas?  Please, don't let me think I'm the only one.

Whats wrong with a lil doggie slober :D
in have had loads of bad ideas all the time, then i think like duur that would never work.

Hehehehe, that'll stop them coming back next year!  :-)

My friend deters trick or treaters by letter her dog bark near the front door before loudly shouting "can someone get me the muzzle before I open the door ... can't find it?  Oh! well, we'll hope for the best"!!!!

How long have you got? 
Allowing a puppy to chew an old trainer....you can guess the rest.
Teaching the little dog to jump on my knee in response to clicked fingers...and then describing a great tune to a friend while wearing new cream trousers (on a wet day of course).
Asking the big dog to 'come up' and then bending down to scratch my foot... and getting nutted by a GSD.

Why does Jean Donaldson think *we're* the melon brains?

Encouraging our pup to play with the floor brush when she was tiny and woulndn't play with anything else. Ever tried to sweep the floor with 35kg of Newfie pup attached to the end of the brush?? :rolleyes:

lol - ditto here with the hoover ShaynLola apart from I have a boxer attached to the end of it!!  :D