A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this Will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
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Men are ungrateful idiots who should remember
... fairies are female.
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