No one expects you to take a bath every day.

When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day and never
worry about being fired.

If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it
in public.

No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.

You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's
lap.

You don't have to worry about good table manners.

Someone else combs your hair.

People think you're normal if you stick your head out the
window to feel the wind in your hair.

You're always excited to see the same old people.

Having big feet is considered an asset.

If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

Everything smells good to you.

No one tells you to wipe your nose because it's wet.

very good lol

I  found  this so funny  apart from laying his head in a stangers lap  this could have been written for my husband  (thank goodness he  doesnt use the internet)

lol that's really lovely and could have been written for my teenage son, including the strangers lap bit ;)

ditto