A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from  a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure.

A young student nurse arrives, to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse",  he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles  black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to  ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she  overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the  covers.

She raises his gown, holds his w**** in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting and moving them around.  Then, she takes a close look and
says,  "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

The man pulls off his  oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much.  That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely

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