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Topic Other Boards / Foo / Jack Schitt
- By polly_45 [gb] Date 19.10.05 15:40 UTC
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, " You don't know Jack Schitt."  Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.  After being married for fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.  The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt_Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.  Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.. He recently returned home with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.  Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family !!
- By Blues mum Date 19.10.05 15:44 UTC
LOL :D Excellent!!
- By ice_queen Date 19.10.05 16:04 UTC
:D that's good :)
- By mackleback Date 19.10.05 16:49 UTC
Very Good!!! :D :D :D
- By janeandkai [gb] Date 19.10.05 20:15 UTC
LOL the only problem now is remebering all that :D :D
Topic Other Boards / Foo / Jack Schitt

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