WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding

items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a

television set in her purse. "So, do you always

carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she

replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping

with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing

I could do to him legally."