A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.  The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the lounge, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of spam was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked "what happened here today?"

She again smiled and said  "you know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do all day?"

"Well, today I didnt do it"


........Priceless......................

Here Here!!!!! Will have to show that one to the other half!!
Nicky

OH says 'what a load of tripe!!!' LOL I might give it a try tomorrow!! ;) :P

I would do that, but it would only be me that saw exactly what I did all day. Now actually, maybe thats a good idea, as always feel guilty when I spend a day at home and not at work, taking kids somewhere etc etc LOL
Lea :)